Yesterday, a client of mine was just finalizing her cruise to Alaska on a Princess ship. She was getting this together earlier than the cruiseline final payment because they were going to the Bearded Santa Convention in Branson, Missouri.

You know, I really hate to ask.

So, I went on the net. Found out that this is going to be the first ever convention.

My client says that:

The convention is to stress Santa ethics and personality. I think they also go through a series of flash cards to lock in on the reindeer names. When you get this old it is a good idea to throw out a refresher.....

I wonder if they hand out the names of those who have been good for the year? I wonder if my name is on the list.....

Would really love to crash this party. It's almost as inviting as crashing an Energizer Bunny convention. And you know how much I adolize the Bunny.