Sunday, April 30, 2006

Ladybead.com Barefoot Sandals and Beaded Jewelry

Again, just as a reminder, I have started my wish list (and wishful thinking) for my upcoming birthday.

This item is a beautiful austrian crystal foot chain. I want it, I want it, I want it.

There I said it.
 
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It's been very interesting to put it mildly. It's like a chain effect. The good kind, I think.

I have a problem. I have this habit of collecting shoes. Shoes of every kind - high heels, stilletos, loafers, sandals. If I went through my closet and wore one shoe for every day, I will not go through them in a year. Still, new shoes are getting added on a weekly basis.

I work downtown Vancouver and I have to walk about 15 minutes to the nearest skytrain and another 15 minutes from the downtown skytrain to get to work. I just got into the habit of wearing slippers and my big ugg boots. When I got to work, I got too lazy to change into something more suitable.

Well, this first week of the click, click challenge (see below blogs if you havent kept up) has got me wearing what's click, click worthy in my shoe closet. Now it takes me about 20 minutes more to get to work. How the help can you walk on those damn things? I mean, they are pretty. They are sexy. Did a man invent the heels or what???

But no pain can every compare to the results of the challenge. Since then, I actually have been dressing better (if that is even possible), walking better, and you wont believe the stares. Yesterday, on the way home from work on the skytrain, this man just couldnt take his eyes off "the shoes". Lem just thinks this is absolutely hilarious.

Kudos to the man who invented the high heels.
 
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Saturday, April 29, 2006
For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven
A time to be born, and a time to die
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted
A time to kill, and a time to heal
A time to break down, and a time to build up
A time to weep, and a time to laugh
A time to mourn, and a time to dance
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing
A time to seek, and a time to lose
A time to keep, and a time to throw away
A time to tear, and a time to sew
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak
A time to love, and a time to hate
A time for war, and a time for peace

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
 
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Friday, April 28, 2006
 
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First We state that girls require time and money,
Girls = time x money,
and as we all know time is money
Therefore,Girls = money x money = (money)2,
and because money is the root of all evilMoney = Evil Root,
there for girls = root (evil)2,
and we are forced to conclude that:Girls = Evil !!!!!
 
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I just customized my Google search a couple of days ago. I am really quite excited about that, because I dont have to visit my favourite sites anymore to see what's new. It comes to me and displays on my Google Search Page.

I came across this site called iVillage.com that has the most interesting articles. Okay, well, I really mean is are-you-for-real-was-this-written-by-a-man articles. And yes, this comment was made without prejudice. I found this article today written by AskMen.com. No wonder we have serious communication problems between the sexes. Let me know what you think.

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High-maintenance women. A reader actually asked, "Why don't you write a Top 10 Signs She Is Not High-Maintenance since all women are high-maintenance?" Funny stuff; the man does have a point, so I guess we will hit you with that one later. In the meantime, enjoy this one and discover whether or not you're dating a high-maintenance woman.

10. She's unfair
She asks you to drive her somewhere, and you get yelled at for being stuck in traffic. You go for a walk, and she gets peeved because it starts to rain. You stop by to surprise her with pizza, but she blasts you for not getting burgers.


9. She's daddy's girl
She has never earned anything in her life; she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and requires the help of servants to remove it. Her idea of protection is the insurance clauses on her daddy's platinum card.


8. Going out is like the countdown to eternity
Going out for a night on the town should be more fun than this, but you must give her a 48-hour heads up when you want to go out, since getting ready entails calling in the jaws of life, especially considering that she applies a pound of goo on her face.


7. She has irrational demands
She is used to drinking watered down cocktails when she's drinking on her tab, but when Daddy Warbucks comes knocking, it's Dom Perignon time.


6. Bills, bills, bills
Her answering machine greets you with the Destiny's Child tune. You have never seen her wallet, she has never paid for a thing, and the only bills she's accustomed to are the credit card kind.


5. She's not comfortable with herself
We like attractive women who take care of themselves, but we also want women who can be themselves ‑- track pants, ponytails and all. If she needs a wall of gunk on her face to look you in the eyes, then she just might have an issue.


4. She doesn't know the definition of sacrifice
Relationships are meant to be about compromise, but she is more about selfishness. You bend and adapt to her needs, yet all she gives you are ultimatums.


3. She's difficult to please
No matter what you do or say, she will want something else. No matter how much you try to please her, you will always fall short. She has never cracked a smile and has a tendency to rain on your parade.


2. She's socially inept
She only hangs out with people who can offer her something, and she is a social burden the rest of the time, eating into your good times and peace of mind.


1. She needs to be in control
Most women admit that being high-maintenance comes down to being in charge and running the show. They need to feel that it is their call; their way or the highway. It's up to you to show them otherwise.
 
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Thursday, April 27, 2006
An evil alien is walking around the house pretending to be Lemmy.
 
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My Latest Fetish!

Most people would probably label me a junkie or an addict by now. Perhaps you can even call me obsessed or somewhat deranged. But I’m not going to deny my latest fetish (apart from the leather whips and chains). I’m addicted to this new drug. No, it’s not cocaine, LSD, marijuana or methamphetamines It’s not even close to being categorized with any new fashion drug currently on the market. This drug is known as Stargate SG-1. Yes, you heard me, the popular TV show based on the motion picture.

This show was introduced to me about a month ago by my lovely Girlfriend (a.k.a. Imaginary Diva). She used to be a casting agent that sourced talent to this show. After watching my first episode, I instantly became addicted. It was never the same ever since.



The Stargate SGC Logo. Isn’t it Beautiful?

I swore to myself never to watch another episode after that fateful day! You know why? It’s already season 10 of Stargate SG-1. Moreover, they already have a spin-off series called Stargate: Atlantis. So what am I supposed to do?

To remedy this situation, yours truly bought himself a Season 1 DVD box set of Stargate SG-1. This was about 2 weeks ago. My initial idea was to watch each episode one by one to familiarize myself with many events and plots within the series.

If you really want to know, I’m currently beginning Season 3 as of right now. But my story does not end here.

I walked into Future Shop today and bought every remaining DVD box set available for Stargate SG-1 (Season 4-8). I would also like mention that I bought Stargate: Atlantis - Season 1 as well.


Yes, I Know. The Above Picture Only Shows Seasons 1 to 7 for Stargate SG-1. Please Don’t Worry! I Already Have Season 8.

Yes, I admit. My addiction is full blown now. But you really want to know what irritates me? The Season 9 DVD box set is not out yet. But don’t worry! Yours truly will be closely eyeing its release date! When I get it, you’ll be the first to know! Snort….

Now all I need is a T-Shirt with a Stargate logo. Hey! I already have one!

 
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
It's Day 2 of the Click, Click Worthy Challenge. Today, I had some of the best compliments ever on my shoes. Wearing sexy high heels does really make a woman feel incredibly good. And after all, I live in Metropolitan Vancouver and not Downtown New York.

Yesterday I wore my brown strappy clogs and today I am wearing a cute white platform. Tomorrow the heavy artillery comes out - the black high stilletos.

Endure, Endure, Endure. That is my word for the day today. That surely also will be the word of the day for tomorrow and the day after. Just smile, grin and bear the pain. And lots of aspirin.

In this day and age, we all sacrifice one thing for another. In my case, the stilletos are staying whether it kills me.

I think I need to teach Lem how to master the art of foot massage.

That is, if he remembers to come up for air in between his Stargate sessions.
 
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This morning I woke up grumpy. From not enough sleep. I was just staring at those DVDs lat night trying to decide what to do with them. So, I thought I'd be the better man (ahem woman) and not burn them.

Because if I did, I might not be getting married anytime soon :)

I took my happy pill, listened to my tunes, had a my coffee and croissant, and things are definitely brighter.
 
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
 
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I left work later than usual today because I took a last minute caller for an Australia / New Zealand. cruise. I just love selling these cruises. Especially with the Princess Cruise Lines. I mean, why cruise with anyone else? The client and I got carried away talking about the ship, the Sapphire Princess, shore excursions and ghost towns.

Lem couldnt pick me up at the skytrain because he told me he was busy packing his ebay stuff he's sold for today. Our store is an ebay power seller, and a typical day will be about 5 - 10 packages. So, I understand.

Well, that understanding flew out of the window, when he came home with a big grin on his face, and a bag full or DVDs from Future Shop.

He has just added to his collection of Stargate Season I and II, Seasons III, IV, V, VI, VII, and VIII. He was so disappointed that Season IX is not out yet. To make up with the disappointed, he bought Stargate Atlantis Season I and II.

Okay, so I am a sci fi fan. And I am so lucky to have found a man who is into the things I like. But, come on, what's with the marathon Mr. Magoo?

This morning I was so tired because last night we watched about 8 episodes, one after the other. We are not even halfway Season II and I'm already dreading watching the rest.

It's the worst addiction ever. Now he has to balance his life between his regular job (he's a sales and marketing manager at some techie firm), his ebay store, playing his video games and now Stargate. Where, or where do I fit in?

I am going to burn those DVD's when he is not watching......
 
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Will pay. Let me know if you are interested. It's just incorporating a 3 column design with top logo.

 
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What a very dangerous prospect. Treading on a life that has been left beyond.

For the projects I have done in the past, I have had over 200 newspaper articles written about it (I call this my picture resume). And you would think that they would have a decent picture of my girls. So, here are the official photos.

This would be from the year I retired from the entertainment world.
 
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Sunday, April 23, 2006
 
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Today, on my way home from Lem's place, I took the skytrain. While I was trying to find a seat, I hear this click, click, click behind me. After seating, I noticed that the sound came from these very nice black stiletto heels.

The girl sat down, and another man walked into the skytrain, sat across from her, and said, HOW DO YOU WALK IN THAT?

When guys ask that question, it's not a matter of whether it is the physics of being able to walk on tiny, tiny stilts, it's really a compliment. They are more or less in awe. Men for centuries have had this fascination or more less, fetish towards feet and high heels.

Working downtown, you see it all the time. Women in classic business suits. Fancy stilettos. All you hear is click, click, and click. My girlfriend has made herself a promise to wear those things to work and back even if it kills her.

I think I'll do the same. I'll go now and check to see what is click, click suitable in my shoe close......
 
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Tonight, we went out to celebrate Daniel's birthday. Venue: The Roxy. Full or 19 year old something girls.

At one time, I started chatting with a group - 2 twins (girls ) and their guy friend. Can we say double the trouble (Juicy Fruit anyone?)? Grinding to the music of IF I WERE A RICH GIRL by Gwen Stefani and Eve.

I have to work tomorrow at 7AM so I had to leave early. Ugggggghhhhh!

So tempted, when Daniel offered to swith my shift to Sunday instead of Saturday so I can stay longer. Not possible. The big boss knows I went to Daniel's b-day party. And I am staying hard being the best cruise agent possible.

When I got home, of course, I have to check stats.

I mean who goes to bed without checking their stats?
 
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Friday, April 21, 2006
Well, I am not sure if my Thursday night tweaking session worked out for the better of my blog.

Yeah, I think the banner is overkill, but we'll see my stats on Monday, that's when I will be checking to see if any of the tweaking worked. Maybe I need to find a banner that's not flash based, maybe it will look better.

I do, am however, happy, with my google ad placements for my Main page and Archive page. You folks who have been with me since the beginning of time, should know that I have come a long way baby, in making this blog functional. What is that yellow book called again? Right, Blog 101 for Dummies. I think I can give myself a pat in the back, and move on over to Blog 101 for the Not-So-Dummies.

But if you have any ideas, I am open for suggestion.
 
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I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.

Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress level at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study of a group revealed that in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. If there are many differences found between both dolphins, it means that the person is experiencing a great amount of stress. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.

 
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Thursday, April 20, 2006
Tonight, I made some changes on my blog's readability better. It's beginning to be too cluttered by all this mumbling, and grumbling.

I have added MY WEBSITE links to the right navigation bar. There is a link to The Coupon Site that I am still developing. My guestbook is also there. In the next few days, I will also put a link to my Ebay and Ioffer stores.

I have also added MY FRIENDS websites. If you want some serious financial advise, do not miss out on John Chow's Blog. If you want to know how it feels like to be retiring from the rat race before 30, you should visit Stephen Fung's Blog. And if you have nothing else better to do, visit my boyfriend's Blog - Lemuel Jopio.

So, this is how my Thursday night Blog Tweaking Session is doing.
 
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I thought I was bad.

Lem, has gone through a Marathon of Season I and Season II Stargate. Of course, he is not done watching all the episodes, but this is definitely driving me up the wall.

At least, he is not playing on his computer checking out any additional S&M products to carry on his Ebay store. Or checking out the competition.

I guess I should be thankful for that.

But, when am I gonna have my time in the sun.

I will burn all those DVD's when he is not watching.....
 
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When I first started this blog in December, it was more for the cleansing of the soul. That, and John would not let up about not having a blog when everyone else has one.

Somewhere along the way, this blog has become my best friend. It listens to me without being judgemental (or talks back) (or gives unwanted advise - dont you just hate that), and I can say anything that pops into this unconventional head of mine.

Simply put, if blog is a man, I would have married it already.

Oh, wait, I cant do that. I am getting married already.

Seems to me my short attention span is rearing it's ugly head again. It could be from the deprivation of oxygen in my brain. Lack of sleep. All I seem to want to do is blog, blog, blog.

Movies or blog?
Salsa or blog?
Groceries or blog?

What a dilemma.

Yes, I think I'll go to sleep and dream about this.
 
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Sorry I forgot to tell you
That as my friend you must be true.

As that I went to say,
No more were we at play.

I meant to tell you the future looked bright,
But all of a sudden we got in a fight.

I went to tell you we should be friends,
That I will be here untill the end.

But you would not listen to me,
So friends no longer shall we be.
 
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A magazine in a Boston, Mass., has released its list of the ugliest male celebrities. The Phoenix arts and entertainment alternative newsweekly ranked the "100 unsexiest unsexiest men in the world."

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried topped the list.

Several surprises made the list, including actor Brad Pitt.

001. Gilbert Gottfried
002. Randy Johnson
003. Roger Ebert
004. Dr. Phil McGraw
005. Alan Colmes
006. Chad Kroeger
007. Mike Mills
008. Osama Bin Laden
009. Jay Leno
010. Don Imus
011. Michael Jackson
012. Wallace Shawn
013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
014. Richard Simmons
015. Jon Lovitz
016. Carrot Top
017. Jerry Seinfeld
018. Malcolm Gladwell
019. Chevy Chase
020. Raffi
021. Ron Howard
022. Clint Howard
023. Bill Gates
024. Paul Shaffer
025. Axl Rose
026. Tim Burton
027. Edward James Olmos
028. Gerard Way
029. Don Zimmer
030. Tony Kornheiser
031. Chris Kattan
032. Otis Nixon
033. Julian Tavarez
034. Christopher Lloyd
035. Willie McGee
036. Pat Cummings
037. Scottie Pippen
038. Larry David
039. Michael Moore
040. Al Franken
041. Paris Latsis
042. Rush Limbaugh
043. David Gest
044. Gary Busey
045. Nick Nolte
046. Leif Garrett
047. Andy Dick
048. Scott Stapp
049. Lyle Lovett
050. Ric Ocasek
051. Bill Wyman
052. Danny DeVito
053. Peter Jackson
054. Drew Carey
055. Newt Gingrich
056. Rob Schneider
057. Ed O'Neil
058. Bill O'Reilly
059. Clay Aiken
060. Joe Lieberman
061. Jim Gaffigan
062. Bill Maher
063. John Popper
064. Dennis Miller
065. John Madden
066. Robert Englund
067. Robert Patrick
068. John Ashcroft
069. Joe Gannascolli
070. Kevin James
071. George Steinbrenner
072. Grady Little
073. Harvey Pekar
074. DJ Qualls
075. Joey Buttafuoco
076. Garry Shandling
077. Meat Loaf Aday
078. Joe Walsh
079. Tom from Myspace
080. Art Garfunkel
081. Brian Posehn
082. Howie Mandel
083. Barry Bonds
084. Dick Vitale
085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
086. Jeff Van Gundy
087. Jimmy Johnson
088. John Clayton
089. Don Vito
090. Lemmy Kilmister
091. Jose Canseco
092. Bill Parcells
093. Ric Flair
094. Ralph Nader
095. Dennis Kacinich
096. Horatio Sanz
097. Dom DeLuise
098. Emeril Lagasse
099. Kevin Federline
100. Brad Pitt
 
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1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while liftingweights:
(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing:i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

29: Never turn down an opportunity to go to a strip club with a friend to work on a home improvement project. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below."GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?""BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion.

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd
 
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Vancouver today is living up to its reputation of being the best place to live in Canada.

The sun is out. You can see the mountains so clearly. No smog. No fog. And everybody is out basking in the sun.

Everyone, of course, with the exception of me. And those who are not so lucky enough to be a dot com entrepeneur like John Chow. Right, he's probably just waking up at this time.

For lunch, I think I might want to go for a walk at the seawall.
 
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I have been slaving away trying to understand these blogger codes. I've had nothing but problems for the coupon site I have been developing. At one point, I had to go lie down and sleep so I would stop thinking about putting together the right codes to make it all work.

Isnt there a magic wand I can wave to make all the navigation bars work properly?

So, finally, all problems solved, and 100+ manhours on it, I have developed a simple coupon and deal site. When it comes together, I'll probably know what to do with it. You can view my new site at http://www.thecouponstore.blogspot.com

While I was working on this, Lemmy finished his own blog. It's so cute. You can drop him a note at http://www.lemueljopio.com

Good Night folks!
 
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Monday, April 17, 2006
From time to time, Lemmy really does something very nice and very redeeming.

He told me last Thursday that he switched his days off for the Easter long weekend from Friday to Monday because he knew I'd be off that day. That was so sweet. See, only the small touches make me very happy.

If that wasnt enough, he brought home Season I and Season II of Stargate. Now, how better can this get? I am the biggest Stargate fan and I havent seen all their episodes.

So, there was real merit to Lemmy having that laptop try that I absolutely detest. It's right up there with that crazy mask. He is attached on the hips to the laptop tray and I had to draw the line sometime ago, with him taking it to bed.

This time, though, it was kind of neat, because we used his laptop to watch the dvd's in bed.

Ah, these are the best 2 days in a long time.
 
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Sunday, April 16, 2006
I just finished reading an article written recently for The San Fransisco journal - Body Hair Waxing For Men Without Women's Angst.

It is no secret that men are getting their body hair waxed and lasered off. The unofficial term: manscaping. This is very popular in the Metrosexual arena and very much highly publicized by the Adonis type hairless bodies in our favourite tv shows or movies.

I personally would not pick up a Fireman's calendar to look at hairy bodies.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with a girl from the office. She brought up an interesting point. Women have an interesting pre-occupation with hair removal. We have tried everything, from the painful wax strips to the Brazilian. We dont feel real sympathy for men forced to live this same tyranny.

But as Bobbie says,

We Do It For Them
Why Shouldnt They Do It For Us

No sympathy.

But you have our respect.

And I believe I am speaking for all womanhood.
 
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It's a Bad Karma Day.

It's like the Planets are not aligning. And for the sole purpose of making my day just plain weird.

I woke up on my first day off at 6AM because my mother called to remind me that I needed to bring her to church.

Lem and I had an early morning fight about moving out.

My mother and I had a fight about my aunt when I picked her up to bring her to church.

I didnt get anything done at the office because we all worked on our blogs.

My mother left church and didnt wait for me to pick her up. This was a first.

I stood outside my house wondering if I was idiotic enough to leave my house keys at the office. Ten minutes later I found them in my jean skirt pocket.

I left the house to go to Walmart just to find out that they were closed for Easter Sunday.

I took the wrong highway back which took me about 20 minutes longer in getting home.

And it's only 8PM....

What else can go wrong?

I could forget where I parked my sister's car.
 
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
May she share everything with her husband, including the housework!

Yesterday, Veronica and I were chatting about my wedding plans for May. She actually did the same thing with hers. She originally planned to have a justice of the peace wedding, and her close friends convinced her to have it instead at Stanley Park's Rose Garden.


I think that is so romantic. I am now thinking of doing that. But the real reason why I want a small quickie wedding is that I just dont want to get bothered by all these big details involved in putting together a wedding. And I just want to make sure that there's just going to be at the most 10 people joining us.


I have to bring this up with Lemmy. He'll probably want to do it because he's always wanted that big wedding. I wonder if I should buy a real wedding dress for this. But then, I'll have to get a photographer. Next thing you know, the whole office is attending.

I think I'd like to get everyone's opinion on this.

To all my blog friends and passer bys, what do you think?
 
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I am not sure if I am liking this 7AM shift. I really have no choice about taking this shift. What am I talking about??

I was out quite late last night salsa dancing. Lem came to pick me up from work at about 8:15 PM. What a surprise. He rarely ever does that. He took me to dinner at Mesaluna, and all of our salsa friends were there. Even Kerry and her new boyfriend.

I thought that was so redeeming of him, until of course, he took off his jacket and I found out he's wearing the GEEKS RULE t-shirt. Oh, Lemmy. Oh Lemmy. Oh Lemmy. You would think he has nothing else to wear!

At last we had a fun time dancing.

And the band was so, so good.

Afterwards, Lem and I hung out to talk about life. I got to sleep quite late.

I should put this dividing windown between me and Pete so I can sleep.

At least I can look forward to sleeping this all off for the next 2 days.
 
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I was looking for images on Google to depict how I am feeling at work this ungodly hour of 7AM.

I came across this sweet bird, and yes, folks, this is a true story.....

Hen Mimics Cockerel after Fox Raid

A grieving chicken has started impersonating a cockerel after its mate was killed by a fox.
Miss Millie, a rare Frizzled Polish variety, crows at dawn and struts around the farmyard like a proud male. Her owner Judy Cook, from Winscombe, near Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, said Miss Millie took on the cockerel characteristics after her mate and all the other females in the yard were killed by a fox.


"She's the only one now and she's acting just like a cockerel. I have never seen anything like it. Hens don't crow, it's as simple as that. It's totally unheard of."

Mrs Cook believes the four-year-old chicken could be trying to take her mate's place. Miss Millie, who has extravagant plumage on the lines of the Seasame Street character Big Bird, now thinks nothing of coming into the family home and playing with the dogs. Mrs Cook said, "She's very confident - certainly one of a kind."
 
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Friday, April 14, 2006
I was working on a cruise project for another client today.

This time it is for a 2007 travel holiday that passes through the ports of Papeete (South Pacific), French Polynesia and Bali Indonesia. Well, there is really just one cruise ship that does this itinerary, and it is the Silver Seas / Silver Shadow.



Imagine 71 Glorious days from Fort Lauderdale passing through the Equator (Peru, Chile, and Christmas Island), with segments in French Polynesia / South Pacific proceeding through Australia and New Zealand and ending up in Singapore.

What a trip. All for a mere $40K per person US with Air from Toronto, Taxes, Port Charges and a Verandah cabin. I gave them such a great deal with about $2500.00 US of per person.

Silver Seas is a high end Luxury ship, so of course, all the alcohol is included. The reservation agent told me that passengers usually do all their misbehaving the first 10 days of the cruise. Then they spend the next 10 days getting over the hangover. They'll realize then that they still will have to spend their $1,000 US shipboard credit.

I can just dream.......
 
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A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.


He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," !
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."

The blonde says,
"Don't worry."
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)
(You can still delete it)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

Happy Easter!!!

 
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Hi everyone,I¹m on the hunt... Again.My book, Playing With Matches: Misadventures in Dating, is the inspirationfor a TV documentary series by the same name on dating. The producer, DonnaLeon, and I are working with a major Canadian network to develop the seriesand we¹re looking for people with great dating stories we could interviewfor the show. Let me assure you that the show is a documentary. We are NOT shooting areality dating show. Nor are we setting people up on dates.We¹re interviewing people about dating and we want to touch on a number ofdifferent themes. We¹re looking for daters (of any age, sex or orientation) who haveinteresting stories:*in a profession that might turn people off (male gynecologist, funeraldirector, female boxer, etc)*in a location that prohibits easy dating (small towns or villages, LasVegas where people go to get married or get lucky, large centres where itshould be easier but isn¹t)*in a situation where potential mates might balk (have a child, live withparents, roommates with ex, etc)*or just with wonderful stories: for example, trying to get a date online,for the prom or even someone with strict dating rules.If everything goes well, we would start shooting this summer. This is notlimited to Canada, either. We're looking for people in the U.S., London,Paris and Canada.We¹re working to an April 14th deadline for getting our list of possible(and interested) daters.Please pass this on to any and all people you think might be interested!Also, feel free to call me for more details.All the best,Amy-- Amy


 
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If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.

Food use for medicinal purposes never count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake.

If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

Movie related foods, such as Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie Rolls, do not have additional calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.

Cooky pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
Things licked off of knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Example: peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich, and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.

Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are spinach and pistachio ice cream, and mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.

 
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I'm trying to finish my coupon site and I'm half watching tv at the same time.

For the last hour, I have been watching Re-Runs. One Show after another. From Law and Order to CSI Miami to CSI Las Vegas.

I really absolutely can not stand Re-Runs. Maybe I need new satellite channels?

Oh wait. I do not have satellite.


Maybe that's the problem.....
 
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Montana and I stayed after work today up until about 8:30 in the evening working on his blog. He has some awesome ideas and really knows what he wants to concentrate on. I must say this again one more time. We both owe this to John Chow . Without him, we wouldnt know the first baby step in order to get our blogs more financial savvy.

It's very different connecting with Montana this way. I always see him as the class clown at the office. But, this class clown, does have some brain power chops. It only took me about 30 minutes to go through html coding. And within the first minute, he knew exactly what I was talking about. I must say I am impressed.

And I do not impress very easily.

I cant wait to go through his blog tomorrow. Then talk about RSS feeds. And then E-commerce sites.

He's quite energized and he says it's about time. He seems to have gone through a 2 year slump. I am so glad that I am going to be a part of this new era of his life.

One year, John. We are fast tracking it.

Me.

And Him.
 
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I requested today information from The Vancouver Pride Society for booth rates during the Sunset Beach Festival on August 6, 2006.

The parade will start downtown Vancouver that morning and will be followed by the Festival. This is high season for travel to Vancouver and we are expecting groups from all over North America to attend. I hear there's going to be over 100 booths during the festival.

Lemmy and I are really interested in renting a booth for our new leather collection that we are currently carrying in our Ebay store. Oh, god, I hope he doesnt wear that stupid mask.
 
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Office Mathematics
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Shopping Math
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.

General Equations & Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him alittle.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try tounderstand her at all.

Longevity
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lotmore willing to die.

Propensity To Change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
I have always told my friends that I have a charmed life. Everything always fall into place when it's meant to be.

Just like tonight. Maybe to make up for the earlier missing wedding dress.

I was running a little bit late because Bobbie kept me with her sob stories. I forgot if the movie was at 7:40 or 7:45. I looked at my watch and it was already 7:30. I told Mark not to bother picking me up earlier that day because I realized the skytrain took me right across from Tinseltown Movie Theatres.

I did manage to get inside the movie theatres at exactly 7:45. When the movie started. And in less than a minute, I had Daniel yelling my name.

So, that was a good start.

We watched Thank You For Not Smoking. And the funny parts were really, really funny. Quite Cliche. And our favourite one liner - Just doing it to pay the mortgage. The lady beside me was so loud. Daniel was giggling more than ever because he was still drunk from this afternoon binge in the big boss' office. At least, he was not sleeping this time, eventhough no nudity was involved.

On my way home, Mark asked if I need a ride to the skytrain and I said no. A guy on the way there proclaimed his love to me. Dont know him. Weird....... I think he was drunk. And I bumped into Sarah in the skytrain on the way home. We stopped at Broadway skytrain and chatted. Montana called on my cell. Sara picked it up. Montana was confused. Oh well.

Lem picked me up.

And I cried about losing my wedding dress.


 
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I found this dress a week ago that I wanted to wear for my wedding. It's really just going to be a very small justice of the peace wedding with our sponsors and our immediate family. I just dont think it's appropriate to buy a big wedding dress, I still think I should get a very nice dress.

I can wear the traditional gown with miles and miles of train on our first year anniversary. That's when we are having that big traditional wedding. Well, at least, I think that's the plan for now.

Carrie and I went to the store to take a look at the dress, and it was gone!

I am very superstitious about these things. I am a firm believer of things just falling into place if it's meant to be. And that's how it's always been for me.

So, I'm a little bit nervous about this and all now.

Carrie says maybe I'm not meant to have that dress. I just need to find another one.
 
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Monday, April 10, 2006


Seriously Chic Unique Handbags

My birthday is coming up in the next 60 days, so I have put together a little wish list! I know that's a little bit presumptuous of me,

But hey,

If you need my mailing address to send this beautiful must have item to me, I'll be happy to....
 
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Crazy Lemmy has this idea that he is going to travel around the world and wear his crazy S&M mask outside all the famous sites.

He is going to take a picture of himself with the mask on, and post it on a new blog. Just like that Travelocity Dwarf. He is going to call his blog The Dungeon Zone.

Coming to a Blogger near you soon.

He woke me up the other day, after Sarah's party because he was making too much noise. And he is standing beside me, grinning, and gurgling with his mask on. Doesnt that thing come with a ball gag or something?

And to think I am planning on marrying this guy.

Hope the kids dont turn up like him.
 
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Reminiscing last week's sun. Where did it go?

All I've got are pictures to tell the it was here.
 
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I'd catch the Murray show from time to time while I'm surfing the net. And if there is nothing worthwhile to watch I would catch an episode.

Today was no different.

It's a story of a 19 year old girl with a 2 year old little boy. She is engaged to be married to a 45 year old man. The topic for today is THIS BABY IS NOT MINE.

This is probably one of the most cliche talk show host top from Jerry Springer to Oprah. This time though he openly talks about locking her up. How he would put traps outside the bedroom so that he would know if she left the house, or let someone in, or just to prevent her from leaving. She is a prisoner in her own home.

I just feel it's so sad.

I had a boyfriend who locked me up sometime ago. There were no traps outside the door waiting for me, the bedroom door was just plain locked. It took me about 3 or 4 years to run away from him. Because he would always find me. I think I was about 18 at that time.

But to be that paranoid at 45 years old? He has some serious issues. Maybe he needed to be on Dr. Phil instead of Maury.
 
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EXCERPT FROM WWW.JOHNCHOW.COM

Last night I had some friends over to for a little “
Weclome To Canada” party. Sarah had recently got her Canadian Permanent Resident card and can now live and work in Canada. Before that, Sarah was US permanent resident.



From left to right; Raymond, myself, Paul and Ricky.

I know Raymond for a few years. He’s a good friend. I know Paul the longest - he’s a great guy and a great friend that can always be relied on if you ask him to do something. Ricky is another good friend.



From left to right; Kelly, Stephen, Olivia, Sarah, Sharon and Lemmy. Kelly is Stephen’s girlfriend. Stephen is a fellow Dot Com who will be retiring from his job at London Drugs in 20 days because his sites, Futurelooks and Laptop Lifestyle make enough to support him. Olivia is Ricky’s wife. Sarah is the reason for this get together. Sharon has a blog that rambles more than mine. Lemmy is Sharon’s boyfriend and runs an eBay store that sells S&M stuff. Lemmy enjoys being locked up and gagged by Sharon with all the sex toys they sell. He especially enjoys the Real Leather Enclosure Hood Mask & Ball Gag Blinder. He couldn’t stop talking about how great it was.
 
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Over dinner on Saturday night, Sarah brought out the new Cashflow Get Out of the Rat Race Board Game she bought for John. I really thought there must be some other things we can do instead of play a board game? Board Games have become quite passe this time and age. I think the last time I ever played a board game was on my last trip to San Jose for Christmas when I was 13 years old. And I am almost positive that it was Monopoly. However, if it has anything to do with money, currencies, and property purchases - count me in.

We got started. We had to randomly select our player profiles, and I ended up with the Teacher card. Definitely low income stream, hardly any assets, high liabilities, and no way was I getting more than $1100 paycheck after all my bills have been paid. In real life, I'd really need to budget my clothing allowance.

And I was thinking, we shouldnt have been drinking that much wine before starting this game.

You will need an accountant, investment manager, and a business analyst playing with you to understand the full potential of this game. And if you are Asian, it is definitely a bonus. This game should actually come with a calculator. Because you will need it.

We were lucky. We did have the accountant, investment manager, business analyst and John Chow (our equivalent of Rich Dad - inventor of the game) playing the game.

More than just playing for pleasure, this is an educational board game that teaches you about basic investment practices, property investments, big and small deals. What your supposed to take into you real life is the ideas and the concepts of the game. The aim is to Get out of the Rat Race and Fast Track your life. This is somehow equivalent to those Dummy 101 books. But better.

I made money in trading stocks. I lost money because I had a divorce and income tax. I made more money selling the deals that I wasnt able to afford to someone else who needed it. It's a good thing negotiations are what I'm good at in real life. I was lucky I did not acquire any kids during the process and didnt have tenants that skipped out on me. Overall, I finished 3rd.

Of course, in this game, the roll of the dice tells you where you move your pawn. But, what you decide to do when you stop on the opportunities will decide how fast you will get out of the Rat Race.

Sarah made it out in less than 30 minutes. You can tell that we had practicing professionals playing the game.
 
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Sunday, April 09, 2006
The good thing about is, I did figure out the codes. I came up with this awesome 3 column blogger template by revising the existing one. It had all the right codes. The right column widths. The right <> and . You would all be so proud of me.

But, it just took away from the original beauty of this template made by Dan Rubin for Blogger. There is a reason why I am an applied sciences graduate. There is absolutely no creative bone in my body. Nothing can really compare.

So, here I am back to where I started. Oh about 4 hours later.

I've decided, just like how I was so dissapointed about body image (read on, I wrote about it a couple of days ago), I'm just going to have to live with it.
 
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I have spent the last few hours trying to put together a code for a third column.

I am not much of a technie, but thank goodness, I can read codes very well. But because this blog is so frame coded (is that even what you call it???), with header this, header that, sidebar this, sidebar that, I have to install codes from top to bottom of the blog.

For goodness sake, I dont want to do a sidebar float to the right codes.

I just need to put a column under my main content. How hard and difficult could that be?

I am pulling my hair out. Need help. Fast.
 
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In 2003, I was going through a tough relationship break-up.

It was just bizzarre. But everyone around me seemed to be in blissful relationship harmony.

My best friend James met a girl from Lava Life. They eventually married that summer after 6 months of dating.

My girlfriend Grace met Laz through Lava Life. They eventually married the year after.

They both came over one day, and decided that I need to get hooked up to this dating scene they call Lava Life. I met a lot of toads. Definitely kissed a few of them. Very gross.

Until I met Mick / Lindsay. He's this great looking guy that I knew my other single girlfriend Corinna would like. He hung out with us girls for a good 3 months. Almost every day too. Until Corinna one day asked if he had any friends.

The rest is history.

Mick invited us to Matches. Corinna, Jason and I met Bhoy, John and Mudzy. And they did this crazy dance called Follow the Leader. We were thinking, ah, we don't know this people. And they are not with us.

Look where we are now almost 3 years later.

John is married to Sarah. Expecting their first kid.

Mudzy is still trying to deny he had an arranged marriage in India.

Ray's girlfriend from Malaysia is coming to Canada. It looks like we might be doing two more WELCOME TO CANADA parties.

Bhoy and Mara we never heard of ever again since their hook up.

Mick and Anna are also getting married this year.

Lem and I are getting married next month.

And to think I almost gave up on Lavalife after kissing all these toads......

What a sense of belonging.
 
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We have only been in John's place for a good half an hour, and everyone's all huddled in the computer room.

Tech talk. Reviewing sites. Talking about Google. RSS Feeds. Web 2.0. Video Streams. What's that again? You can really learn a lot if you have the patience and the brain power for it.

Tonight we are having our WELCOME TO CANADA dinner for Sarah. So far, there's been no eating, just mumbling and grumbling about blogs, money, and more Google Talk.

MUDZY IS DEFINITELY BORED.

RAY JUST THINKS WE'VE ALL GONE TO THE DOGS.

LEMMY, WELL, HE'S GOTTA QUIT LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER WHILE I AM WRITING THIS.

I just found out that Stephen is retiring. The countdown is 20 Days minus. Congratulations! He is now the newest Dotcom Mogul out of Vancouver.

Man, I wish someone would just escort me out of
the building here and just turn me loose - Stephen Fung

Will have to talk more later. Lemmy wants his turn on the computer.
 
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I start my new work schedule next week!

I get two days off - one after the other - starting right now. And I don't have to come back until Tuesday! It's been over a year since I've had this much time off together.

I feel like Christmas came early.

 
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Hi EveryoneAfter lengthy (and exhausting) negotiations we purchased a one-bedroom condo investment property in the heart of Whistler. The purchase was completed a few days ago and we thought we'd let you know in case you're interested in renting.

It will also be available throughout the 2010 Olympics.We will be handling the bookings ourselves. Weekends will cost approx. $100 per night (friend's and relative's rate) and $500 per night during the Olympics. Weekly rentals will be available for $450. During the Olympics, weekly rentals will be $2,500.

This is on a first-come, first-serve basis.There will be completely unobstructed views of most of the Olympic events, and beautiful views of the surrounding mountains. Best of all, it's very private. Let us know if you are interested.

I've attached a pic. Please don't hesitate to give us a call if you have any questions.

Cheers


 
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Recently, a friend of mine from work has got the gang going to The Hollywood Theatre on Broadway.

It's really neat because it's the old movie theatre that we grew up with. It has balcony seating. It's quite dark and it doesnt have all those fancy lighting the newer theatres have. The best thing is that you can get in there at 1:30 PM and take in 4 movies one after the other.

Since the big boss will not let me out earlier than 7PM, the whole gang usually goes for the 7:30PM showing and then the 9 something showing. I talked to Rob last night, and it looks like this might be the double bill for this Tuesday.

The movies we are going to watch are The Matador with Pierce Brosnan and The New World with Colin Farrell. We all have not seen these movies.

If they all turn out bombs, it ok because we only will end up paying $6.00 for both movies. And they're always great company.
 
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Always dedicated to me......



All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip

Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it ain't so, I will not go (na na na na na na na na na na)
Turn the lights off, carry me home (na na na na na na na na na na)
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill (na na na na na na na na na na)
The night will go on, the night will go on (na na na na na na na na na na)
My little windmill
 
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Friday, April 07, 2006


There's a new reality show to hit the boob tube tonight.

It's called EXTREME: SKINNY CELEBRITIES.

When I was younger, one of my biggest dissapointment was that I was never ever going to be one of those skinny asian girls. As I grew older, I realized that I have to be happy with what the Good Lord above has given me. Muscles, Tone and definition. And heck, I was voted best legs in high school by my peers. Still, I'm just being human, given the chance, I still would love to be one of those skinny asian girls.

Size 0? Anyone?

Today, we have Nicole Ritchie. Paris Hilton. Victoria Beckham. They are so skinny. They are even skinnier than most asian girls. They have shoulder blades smaller than my wrist (And I have tiny ones since I am a concert pianist). They are a size of their own. No wonder couture designers are making their mark this world dressing these celebrities.

And again, ask me who I have pinned up on my refrigerator.

Angelina Jolie, of course.

Not the Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider. Angelina had to gain weight and muscle mass to do this movie. But the Angeline Jolie, Mr and Mrs. Smith. The skinny supermodel.

Okay, so maybe I'll never be that size. I dont think I even want to be that size. But given if technology could put me in a capsule and I come out as size 0, please sign me up. Can I pay more to get ahead of the line?

This new tv show will explore how and why women in the public eye have become so slim. And what their lasting legacies will be to the general public. It will talk about how you can get really sick - hair loss, osteoporosis, heart disease.

Well, we have to pay for it somehow.

Nothing in this world is for free.

And for those skinny capsule makers, book mark me. I will pay a lot of money.

I just dont want to kill myself getting there.

I have no image issue. I am happy being who I am. I am sexy being myself.

Let's just be all happy with what we have.
 
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I will miss my Star Trek Re-runs when I move to my new work days next week. I usually catch Captain Picard's Star Trek the Next Generation and Captain Janeway's Voyager.

For those trekkies out there.

You know what I must feel.
 
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I just realized that I watch too much television. Considering I am rarely home.

Maybe because I stay up quite late because I dont have to start early in the morning for work.

I caught this Ballet Booty / Yoga Booty pay advertisement on TV. Well, it's certainly not Pilates folks. You loose your inches shaking your booty on this workout. It looked kind of fun really. It's a dynamic fusion of yoga, body sculpting and dancing. And guarantees inches off within 2 weeks. Some of the Hollywood Celebrity fan of this is Tori Spelling.



I think I will buy the video. I only found one site that sells the one i want. It's not even out on Amazon yet.

Has anyone ever tried this?
 
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The other day. At Work. Carrie told me that I lost so much weight.

About 57 lbs to be exact. All within a space of about 1 1/2 years.

In the last 6 months, I have lost most of that weight. I started using this product Slim Quick that you can purchase from Walmart. And it's worked wonders.

My sister has used it. Carrie has used it. Mel has used it.

My sister is the only one that did not lose any weight from it. It's because Carrie and Mel walk a lot. My sister does not have any form of activity at all.

But for me, it was a drastic change because I gained the weight really from over indulgence in the last 3 years. I have always been small and toned. I dont eat a lot of bad foods. I dont junk on potato chips and chocolate bars. I work out at least 20 minutes cardio on the step machine and treadmill about 3 or 4 times a week. It really has fast tracked my weight loss.

I just cant buy enough of that product from WalMart. They are always sold out so I buy it in bulk. I found out the GNC at Lougheed Shopping Mall and Metropolis Metrotown also carries the product.

I might have a get-rid-of-those-size-9 clothes sale sometime soon. And these are the clothes I bought about a month and a half ago. I am now down to a size 7 1/2. It's so nice though because I can now fit into the clothes I've bought about 4 years ago. And I have such nice sexy outfits to chose from now.
 
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A month ago our work decided to put together a Color Seminar. The purpose of this seminar is to understand each other in the office environment and how each worker (drones I call them) fit in to make the business run.

I was categorized as a green and an orange. These are my two highest colors. I have always known these are my two colors every since high school. Usually my green number is higher than my orange number. But for this exercise they came out the same. So, I was told to chose if I should join the orange or the green color. I chose the orange color, because the big cahuna (boss of all boss) was in the green group.

This was probably the best seminar investment our company has made. Eventhough I knew my predisposition, it's always good to understand other people. I like people watching. And now, I watch and assign colors. Definitely weird how my brain works. That is definitely the Green in me rearing it's head. You know, like the TV Show CSI.

So, today, I am feeling so overwhelmed. On my Day off. Because I have to do so much today. I started making a list. Which is such a big Gold trait. How do they pull it off? Looking at my list, I know I'd be lucky to get 1/8th of it done.

You know I'd rather do my blog entries, than cross off the items on my list.

Figures.
 
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Today is the last Friday I will have off for awhile. My work has changed my schedule around and starting next week my days off will be different.

I woke up with the worse sniffles this morning. Maybe it's the time change. Or maybe it's this Vancouver weather that just wont make up it's mind. It looks like it's going to rain again today. Where did the sun go from the other day?

I was rummaging through my medicine closet this morning to look for some good stuff to take to get rid of this cold. I found all the Contact C's that Matthew gave me last year. Weird. That brought up old memories. Funny how little things can jog up memories that you have forgotten.

We got sick the same time last year. And it seemed like it lasted forever. So, we were swapping Contact C's. One time he had given me the extra strength capsules at work. I fell asleep. Nobody noticed until somebody came by my cubicle.

That was really funny.

I need to get some good cold remedy suggestions to kick this cold. Got any?
 
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
Our Vancouver port here is getting quite exotic repositioning itineraries.

I have clients from Vancouver that are sailing with Holland America on a trans-atlantic cruise for 34 days on one of their best ships before the end of the month. Their cabin is about $25,000.00 CDN.

The same clients are now looking at a 42 Day South Pacific Sailing and Australia for about another $30,000.00 CDN this coming Fall with Holland America again.

And these are just two of the holidays that they are taking this year.

If only I had that much money to spend for a 3 month holiday.

You'll definitely find much more exciting posts on this blog.
 
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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Well, folks.

I am getting married. We just set the date today.

And this time I managed to get my way about just having a small wedding. It's just going to be attended by our witnesses. I already have the simple white dress in mind. And it's not a church wedding with the big hoopla.

It's such a big step......
 
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I made it in to work today at 10:30 in the morning. 30 Minutes late. This time change is really doing a number on my system.

To make it more difficult, my life at work is being on hold on the telephone with the cruiselines. Like I am right now. And they have such PUT YOU TO SLEEP music.

I used to have a closed cubicle, but Peter has decided to open the divider between the two of us. It's really nice and I dont feel so isolated. I have one of those big bayview windows and I guess he likes the light streaming in.

But today is just one of those days that I want to put my feet up my desk. Close my eyes. Wiggle my toes and listen to elevator music.

Back to Reality. Back to Carnival Cruise Lines phone call.


I need a holiday.
 
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Tuesday, April 04, 2006
As usual, my friends method of talking to each other is grunting and mumbling through MSN or our blogs.

And the ever so present larger than life Mudzy has been very quiet lately. Nobody really has heard from him as much as we used to. He just came back from India after spending three months there to visit his wife Mira.

The wedding and all and how they came to meet is quite an interesting story. But one that must be talked about another time.

How I met him must be another future blog. It's as interesting as the wedding story.

I decided to take a stab at MSN to see how he's been keeping up. And I saw this beautiful picture of his wife. I asked for more pictu
res, and he directed me to his wedding photo album on line. Wow, what a wedding. And wow, nice outfits. Look at all that gold.



I cant wait to throw a WELCOME TO CANADA for her Mudzy. You must make sure to give me enough time! I'll have to make everyone promise though to behave themselves. I cant vouch for John and Sarah's just going to have him be at his best behaviour.

I hope then when you two have kids, they'll all take after Mira.

Not that we dont love you or anything.



 
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I guess someone has lost a mattress and a box spring tonight right by the Willingdon exit on Highway #1.

The result? Rear enders on two separate lanes within 15 meters of each other.

The Hero? An old man in his 60’s was trying to drag the box spring across the highway. Limping and in the rain. Lem and I stopped to help him drag it from the second lane into the bushes. It’s a mystery we all didn’t get run over during the process.


The Crazies? Driving up on the Willingdon Ramp exit there were more cars parked. This time you have people with their camera phones out, and some nut jobs jumping up and down on the mattress. ???

So, if you are looking for your mattress and box spring, surf the net. You just might find these photos plastered all over. They are beyond recoverable.
 
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Monday, April 03, 2006
 
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I'm planning on taking a dance class.

Belly Dancing? or Hula Dancing?

Silver Coins? or Grass Skirt?

Regardless, this should be fun.

What do you think?
 
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