Lemmy's favourite time of the month, is when the doorbell rings. UPS is here to deliver his new products *ahem toys* from China. 2 Boxes full of Pink Whips, Pink Masks and Pink Heart Paddles.

No, you didnt here me wrong..... His dad asked what he does with these things.

So, excited we were playing with the masks. Took pictures. Played with the Paddles. *Ahem*

I mean, you have to go for a test drive with your new products. Of course. So you can guarantee client satisfaction......