So, I might go overboard with my shopping sometimes. Granted.

But what do I need with a bag that measures 17" x 5" x 20". Maybe it doesnt sound as big. Think about it. This bag can fit five lap tops.

Five!

It's called the Slouchy Patent Surely Shopper. It's as mouthful as the bag is huge. For a measly $500.00 US I can have my own.

Can you imagine if I told Lem

LET'S GO SHOPPING

And I show up with this bag? Poor guy will have a heart attack.

Forget about big boobs being bad for your back. This takes the cake.