If you really want to findthe perfect human relationship, look for someone who is cat-like.
Likes to be alone and happy with you.
Happy when you are there and happy when you're not there.
Licks your face occasionally.
Will take all the scratching and petting you are willing to offer.
Feels secure.
Sleeps when it feels like it.
Hunts when it feels like it.
Basks often.
Meditates regularly.
Never feels guilty, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER!
Does emphatically what he wants to do.
Is always glad to see you.
Never cares when you leave.
Seems like the perfect partner.
YES!!!
posted by The Imaginary Diva at 1:38 PM
