I guess someone has lost a mattress and a box spring tonight right by the Willingdon exit on Highway #1.
The result? Rear enders on two separate lanes within 15 meters of each other.
The Hero? An old man in his 60’s was trying to drag the box spring across the highway. Limping and in the rain. Lem and I stopped to help him drag it from the second lane into the bushes. It’s a mystery we all didn’t get run over during the process.
The Crazies? Driving up on the Willingdon Ramp exit there were more cars parked. This time you have people with their camera phones out, and some nut jobs jumping up and down on the mattress. ???
So, if you are looking for your mattress and box spring, surf the net. You just might find these photos plastered all over. They are beyond recoverable.
posted by The Imaginary Diva at 12:48 AM
