• Run one lap around the office at top speed
• Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
• Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
• To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace
• Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way."
• Walk sideways to the photocopier
• While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open

TWO POINT DARES

• Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers
• Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it."
• Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice)
• Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight)
• Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES

• At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself)
• Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times
• For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."
• Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two."
• After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour
• While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
• In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"
• At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again."
• In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: "See how I look in tights."(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss)
• Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?"
• Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
• Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
• Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go
• Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
• Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk
• Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out
• Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist
• During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door
• Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts