I am currently composing a petition to change the name of U.S. Currency from dollars" (Ewww!), to "dewlars" (Yah!). I believe that with the change in name from the plain old anti-Semitic, fascist, connotations of the term "dollars" (from the Greek word "doll" which means inanimate object and the Swiss word "ars" which is the vulgar terminology for human backside). So is that what we are "Doll Asses"? Is that what you want your currency to represent? No! That's the answer. Take the leap into the future and make the change to dewlars (taken from the English word "moist" which means moisture and the Latin word "lars" which is the Latin vulgar term for human backside). Now which would you prefer to be, doll asses or moist asses? The choice is yours to make and yours alone, but this is not the end, no! The revolution is now and the Revolution will be televised! Until we speak again I remain. . .

Give him your support! DJ Nikita