These Boots are made for Walking Girls. But...

These stilettos are made for show.

Well, apparently not.

I was just reading my regular shoe feeds. The WBAL Channel has come up with some exercises for us women who dont want to give up our high-heel habits:

Toe Crunches, a calf and achilles tendon stretch.

Apparently, from what I hear, this is a known women addiction, with an honest to goodness Dr. Timothy Charlton of the University of California offering pratical solutions. What's up Doc? Got nothing else better to do with your PhD?

Wait.... Wait.... Doc, thank you very much for the recommendations. And you are right, giving up my stilettos is not an option. Nor will it ever be.

You think there is an I-Am-Addictd-To-My-Stilettos-Please-Help Support Group in my neighborhood?