Lately, I have been hanging out with Lem and his buddies. Drinking Beer and playing drinking party games.

Kids, dont try this home.
And folks, never drink and drive.

Okay, now back to my story.....

I remembered clearly back in university and my party years, when my friends and I played drinking games it always involved people losing their clothes, or at least getting twisted with other disorderly (ahem) drunks playing a board game on the floor.

Well, Lem and his friends like to play games like the Century Game and Let's-Count-The-Dice. With the Century Game, you have to drink 1 shooter of beer every minute until you reach 100 shots. If the beer gut doesn't get to you first, the gas bubbles will. Let's-Count-The-Dice is a name I've made up for this other game they play - you roll 6 dices together, call out a number between 0 - 100 and make the dice numbers match the number that has been called out. A lot of minus and plus, and squared to the power of four bit. Ach, that makes my head ache just trying to explain it. Do it while you have been drinking, and it's sure to pass you right out. Thinking too hard is never, ever good for you.

So, to commemorate this holiday season, I have come up with some fun, let's-not-tell-anyone-about-it-tomorrow games:

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Mr. Drunken Moneybags
Animal
Sink The Chalupa